Ready for a lean, mean 2018?
We like you too much to hit you with all the same annoying “New Year, New YOU!” promotions.
Instead, how about a straightforward, awesome deal? Sound better? We think so, too!
Get PAID to workout! Yup, join in January and simply put down a 100% refundable Commitment Deposit that you get back just by using the club! Get in shape while saving money? Doesn’t get better than that! 🙂
We’ve also got some amazing new programs starting that you won’t find anywhere else, such as Glide Fit – an aquatic yoga-esque class that will whip you into shape in a fun and supportive group setting!
Come into the club or give us a call to get started today!
P.S. Do we get bonus points for consciously avoiding all the obvious, horrible water puns, like “We’re making a SPLASH this January!” or “Ready to DIVE in?” …Yeah, you deserve better than that 😉